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Joke of the Day

"Hot tip: Apparently it's frowned upon to make the sound effect tssst when being blessed by a priest"

"[first date] OK don't let her know you're a snail Waiter: Would you like some salt? [flips table over] OH HELL NO [bolts out real slowly]"

"What are some good deli related jokes? I need some good jokes about deli and or the meats and cheeses sold in them."

"What can blow your Mind? A Brain Prostitute! (Maybe a repost though I haven't seen it)"

"How did the snowman get happy? The snowblower came around"

"What do women and saxophones have in common? They both blow and make different noises when you finger them."

"How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear (buccaneer)."

"""I'd like you to meet my half sister."" ""Different fathers?"" ""Shark attack."""

"How Much Food did Soviet Ukraine Need in the Early 1930s? A whole-lot-more"

"About a year ago I told my friend there's plenty of fish in the sea. Last I heard he is still sitting there holding his rod."