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Joke of the Day
"How many Mexicans does it take to build a Holy Shit they're done!"
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"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A mega-sore-ass."
"Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy."
"What do you do when an elephant comes in your window? You swim!"
"""Hi"" My name is ""What?"" My name is ""Who?"" My name is [chka chka] Slim Shady *scribbles on cup* ""Ok Mr Shrimp Scabies, I'll start your latte"""
"OMG! A CUSTOMER ALMOST DIED IN FRONT OF ME TODAY!! But then I counted to 10 and put the scissors back in the drawer. She never even knew."
"Did you hear about the Puerto Rican secretary who was getting so experienced she could type twenty mistakes a minute?"
"[cat support technician] Me: So you're here to fix my computer? Cat: *nods* Me: Great, here it is. Cat: *lays on keyboard & falls asleep*"
"Hello 911? I was doing that thing where you pretend to walk down stairs behind a couch only it worked. I have no idea where I am. Help me."
"Why are giraffes such good friends? They are always willing to stick their neck out for you."