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Joke of the Day

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a Holy Shit they're done!"

"Saudi Arabia Where you can get caught with marijuana and still get stoned."

"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the building on the other side"

"Why couldn't Germany win a world war? Because they'd Russia lot"

"One time, I solicited a midget hooker. I paid her fifty bucks to go up on me."

"When I enter a bathroom stall, I close the door, sigh with relief, and loudly say, ""This is it. This is where I'll start my new life"""

"Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his friend in the jungle? He got so excited, he threw up his arms!"

"""You're joking about calling it Good Friday, right? I told you the part about the nails?"" -Jesus"

"My GF passed away... and I wake up every day with mourning wood now."

"Sorry about the concussion Steve but it wouldn't be called a ""trust fall"" if it worked every time."