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Joke of the Day

"Just overheard a guy say he was buying a MacBook so he doesn't have to worry about the Ebola virus. What."

"My sister asked me to take off her clothes ;) 'No way! You're my sister!' 'But I incest.'"

"Why are teachers always making answer keys? So they can open doors of opportunity for their students."

"*accidentally deletes a tweet* MY LITERATURE!"

"I think calling followers followers is a bit pretentious. I prefer to think of them as curious observers."

"What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? The corn farmer shucks between fits, whilst the prostitute fucks between shits."

"A partnerswitch? How about a partnerswitch? I'll bang your wife and give you a handjob after!"

"Why was the crocodile taking viagra? He was suffering from eREPTILE disfunction."

"*dumps Gatorade on an alligator* How does your family taste you green piece of shit"

"My boyfriend said this when he was high: ""Who founded the KKK?"" ""Forrest Gump, because it's fuckin retarded."" Edit: NSFW"