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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors? reptile disfunction"

"Jokes (Jewish) Why does Jewish guys have big noses? - Because air is free -"

"Imagine if your roommate made you watch a movie and left 10 mins into it. Dick move, right? My point is old people shouldn't get to vote"

"If Fetty Wap is ever convicted of a crime... He could change his name to ConFetty."

"Where do Peek-a-boo patients go? The ICU."

"Me: What the hell do you want? Him: Um, YOU called ME."

"What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen? Linoleum blownapart."

"What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A cock that sticks to roof of your mouth..."

"Who is Monica Lewinsky's favorite NFL player? Ha-Ha Clinton Dix"

"NO...I don't ""make plans"" because plans suggest INTENT... ...which is typically the distinction between second & first degree convictions."