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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors? reptile disfunction"
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"How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Whatever it says in the book."
"Give a man a fire, and he will be warm for a night Light a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life."
"Whenever I feel discouraged, I remember the words of my then-3 yr old after she puked carrots on the floor: ""I'm gonna need more carrots."""
"Just out of curiosity, does anyone here use RES? Because I'm really wishing that they'd changed the 'Hide Child Comments' button for the Chris Hansen AMA."
"Chuck Norris VS Superman Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants."
"Text from my nana: ""What is a diss track?"" Don't worry about it u prune gash"
"What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings? I'm sari."
"Where do famous snakes go? Down in hisssstory!"
"Why can't witches have babies? Because their husbands have hollow-weenies."