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Joke of the Day

"Where can you go to send a soul to heaven? An abortion clinic."

"Damn girl, are you weed? Because you smell dank."

"Who called it freeze dried pork and not 6 degrees Kelvin Bacon?"

"What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Indian Ocean? You need to be more Pacific. *cymbal clash*"

"""Bear with me"" -A Russian bear trainer"

"what did a crab say to another crab on christmas hey sandy claws"

"Anyway, the moral of the Chilean story is we now put a limit on the hider in the game of hide n' seek"

"I was paper-thin as a kid. So I got ripped."

"When life gives you financial troubles... Make Financialade."

"My ex's taught me that not every I love you is real."