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Joke of the Day

"My reaction to Kit Kat prices: $1 good deal. $1.25 ok. $1.50 whoa. $1.75 what are we at the OPERA?!"

"[kids party] ""This bouncy castle is twice the price of last year"" Dad no ""That's.."" Please no dad ""..Inflation for you"" *kids start crying*"

"[England 1320] ""Dearest fair lady, thou art the finest in the land. Allow me to gaze upon thee soon. My love grows."" *waits 6 months* ""K"""

"""Hm. I love being bored and injured. I just wish it was also expensive and cold."" - the invention of skiing"

"We're like lazy revolutionaries who act only by posting lame comments on a public forum."

"I saw that you ""liked"" my status. You want me, don't you?"

"What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees."

"What did the bisexual man said to his wife? It is not cheating if it is in the ass."

"Guy talking to a girl Guy: I have a joke about my penis. Ah... forget get, it's too long. Girl: I have a joke about my vagina. You won't get it."

"Voldemort: Knock Knock Harry potter: Who's there? Voldemort: You know. Harry potter: You know who? Voldemort: Exactly!!!"