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Joke of the Day

"My reaction to Kit Kat prices: $1 good deal. $1.25 ok. $1.50 whoa. $1.75 what are we at the OPERA?!"

"A byte walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. The bartender asks, ""Rough day?"". ""parity error"" replies the byte. ""Yeah, you looked a bit off..."""

"I got tasered by a female cop the other night.. never have I laid eyes upon a more stunning beauty."

"Marvel's latest movie franchise follows an aging Peter Parker as he swaps crimefighting for medical studies in Spiderman: WebMD"

"""I Wish I Had Her Skin!"" - Teenage Girls & Serial Killers"

"HR: You're late. Do you even know what time it is? Thor: Hammer time? HR: Get out."

"What do u call a nun In a wheel chair Virgin mobile. XD"

"What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank? Small medium at large"

"It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard."

"Girl, you must be Saint Peter... Cuz you've denied me three times already."