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Joke of the Day

"I thought it was odd that there is a Bass Pro Shop and a Dicks in the same shopping center.... But then I realized Bass Pro does attract dicks!"

"I could be the next American Idol!! If they could just let me bring my shower on stage..."

"Don't trust atoms. Seriously, don't. They make up everything."

"What's the worst part about being a black Jew You have to sit at the back of the gas chamber"

"How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you? She gives you the eye."

"Did you guys hear the rumor about the butter? I don't know if I should spread it."

"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"".. ..is a shitty way to tell a kid they're adopted"

"Girlfriend told me she wanted to see our kids so I came in her eye"

"Me: you have a good head on your shoulders Neck: ok wow, i'm like right here"

"How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? There is white-out on the screen. How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer? Someone has written on the white-out."