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Joke of the Day

"I always close the door to the bathroom even if I'm home alone. What if someone broke in and saw me peeing? That would be so embarrassing"

"Why do people with OCD like Family Feud? Because it's always black and white."

"What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist? Newer magazines."

"What does the snowman call his wife? Snowblower"

"((Sigh)) I would love to get a new BMW i8 It definitely will get the most gals per mile in city driving."

"My favorite thing to do with 4 midget hookers ...is have a threesome."

"i signed up for the cheapest life insurance i could find, it entitles my family to a tray of Wendys hamburgers when i die"

"My dentist says to clean between your teeth after every meal. That's his flossophy."

"What's a 90's kid's favorite salad? Quinoa & Kale"

"Even though there's over 10 million people that play WOW, I've got a good feeling the username 'Sarah' isn't taken."