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Joke of the Day
"I lost 50 pounds by having my wallet stolen in London AND YOU CAN TOO"
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"BOSS: it's national replace H's with F's day ME: really? BOSS: yep, you're hired! ME: hahaha-wait BOSS: get out ME: what the huck?"
"Why was the African prostitute arrested for murder? Men kept disappearing in her black hole! (#69BadJokes buy it like everywhere on-line!) ((unless you're a hater of funny stuff ;))"
"A joke walks into a bar... Bartender says woah! I've never *meta* joke before"
"State trash talk thread Insult your fellow state"
"What do books wear on a rainy day? Rain Quotes"
"ME: I would like a complaint form ASSISTANT: Sorry, we have none left ME: I would like two complaint forms"
"How do you know that the drum riser is level? The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth"
"What is a homeless man's favorite type of music? House music"
"What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids? A dislocated hipster."