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Joke of the Day

"Christmas Stuff [all] So what's up with all of the Christmas ads and it's not even Guy Fawke's day? Like who thinks of this stuff?"

"*Runs into bank with gun* Alright! Everyone put your hands up! *Tickles everyone*"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amin ! Amin who ? Amin man!"

"I just had my foot run over by a rental car... ...fucking Hertz!"

"Hillary Clinton Style Condoms! *Rigged for her pleasure*"

"3 fonts walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""We don't serve your type."""

"It's nice that the french finally grew some balls... ...and shot down a German plane but unfortunately the war ended 70 years ago."

"What did Neil Armstrong say when he was offered another trip to the moon 'I'm over the moon'"

"If you have a bee in your hand what do you have in your eye? Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

"I've counted 8 people so far whose New Years resolutions include ""loose weight"". Can I add spelling to your list too?"