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Joke of the Day

"Can you name a grateful astronomer? How about Neil Degracias Tyson?"

"How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!"

"My friend asked me ""if you could have any super power in the world, what would it be?"" I said Cold War Russia."

"My friend's been dating Tim Howard She told me he's a keeper."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station , and the other's a busty crustacean!"

"Who is Reddits favrite musician? Mack-Le-More!!!!!!"

"Hey guys remember to visit Russia Before they visit you."

"Why did the computer freeze? It got frostbyte."

"It must be almost impossible for chalk-outline guys not to turn victims' hands into turkeys this time of year."