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Joke of the Day
"Can you name a grateful astronomer? How about Neil Degracias Tyson?"
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"""Do you have Coke"" No, is Pepsi okay ""Do you have updog"" What's updog ""Haha not much and no Pepsi is absolutely not okay"""
"Which burgers love to act? Ham-burgers!"
"Hiding the bank statement from your husband is the new hiding your report card from your parents."
"Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare? Because Muslim girls can't go to school"
"How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman? No, wait."
"What do you call a one-legged asian woman? Irene"
"What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game? Whack-A-Mole"
"'gamer' & 'foodie' are bullshit labels because they suggest you are something b/c you passively enjoy something everyone passively enjoys"
"Jury duty [Burps] Wow, excuse me. Judge: You're excu-STOP THAT!"