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Joke of the Day

"Who is Reddits favrite musician? Mack-Le-More!!!!!!"

"It's so cold... I saw a gangsta pulling up his pants"

"What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church? a retarded gorilla"

"They should make a Conservative Insurance to counter Progressive, they'll never fix anything and tell you to let Jesus take the wheel."

"If your problem can be solved by: Naps Cake Drugs Alcohol or Murder Then you don't really have a problem."

"How to Keep an Idiot in Suspense - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ... I'll tell you later."

"What language does a flight attendant speak? Plane English."

"What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino? Hell if I know"

"I like my beer the same way I like my violence... Domestic."

"What do you call a midget, that escaped prison, that is also a psychic? A small medium at large."