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Joke of the Day
"My friend's been dating Tim Howard She told me he's a keeper."
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"Maybe, ""only if you're taking me to dinner"" wasn't the best response to, ""is this going down?"" to the guy on the elevator. Flirting is hard"
"When's a dentist's favorite time? 40 hours"
"""Don't believe everything you read"" is the best motto I've ever read. But I'm not sure if I should believe it or not. I'm so confused now."
"Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime? Prism"
"A naked women robbed a bank.... A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face"
"How are Bungee jumping and visiting a prostitute a like? If the rubber breaks, you're dead."
"A farmer was being haunted by the ghost of a chicken. It was a poultry-geist."
"Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls? *Broadview*"