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Joke of the Day

"My friend's been dating Tim Howard She told me he's a keeper."

"Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood."

"When I was young, I played the triangle in a reggae band. I just used to stand at the back 'n' ting."

"If Trump becomes president... It would be the first instance of a white billionaire kicking a black family out of public housing."

"Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing."

"Why don't cows simply run away from their farms? Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na"

"What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle? Fiction."

"You know you're getting old when you can't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm."

"I always take the high road, because the colors are more psychedelic and sometimes you see a unicorn."

"Your mother walks into the bar It's ""the"" bar because she's so fat she's in every bar."