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Joke of the Day
"Why did the computer freeze? It got frostbyte."
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"Isn't Twitter basically all NSFW since we all tweet while we're at work & hit the 'Close Tab' button like a ninja when the boss walks by?"
"Saved my gall bladder in a jar so when they ask me at the DMV if I want to be an organ donor, I can put it on the counter and say, ""YES!"""
"A true American cares about the red, white and blue Cause fuck the blacks"
"What did zero say to eight? Nice belt."
"How to get Laid: Lay in bed. Wait two hours. Lay becomes past tense."
"[NSFW]Why the Higgs boson is so respected by other particles? He decides who gets some ass."
"My physics teacher told me I had potential. Then he threw me off the roof. A joke my mate told me after an after-hours lesson."
"What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster? A Nobel Prize"
"Canadian bird watching is pretty depressing... It's hard to see these birds all aloon."