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Joke of the Day
"Hey guys remember to visit Russia Before they visit you."
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"There will be no documentation of the 1990's... ...Because only 90's kids will remember"
"The Longest Joke Ever! My life"
"Ill A very ill man goes to his doctor, he asks the doctor what to do. 'Take a lot of mud baths' the doctor says. 'Why?' the man asks. 'So you can get used to the ground of course!'"
"A horse walks into a bar. The other customers promptly get up and leave, seeing the potential danger in the situation"
"Why can't cats live on Mars ? Because Curiosity kills the cat."
"What comes first? The Chicken or the Cart!"
"It makes me sad that in this age of computers and video games, children will never understand what it's like to be raised by television."
"Husband: Let's talk about it when we're not tired and cranky. Me: So, in like 18 years?"
"You know what is blown out of proportions? Overweight suicide bombers."