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Joke of the Day

"Hey guys remember to visit Russia Before they visit you."

"Micheal J. Fox made a Twitch account. He doesn't play games, he just sits there."

"Pokemon Go is already more popular than Tinder, another app where you swipe to find monsters in your area."

"TIFU by not adhering to reddit etiquette. I have a constant problem of posting on the wrong subreddit."

"[getting murdered] Me: ""Could you please stop for a second?"" *gives murderer a Snickers"

"What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought."

"I heard something about a Finding Dory Trailer being released today, but I forgot..."

"What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice."

"Samoa is in 2 time zones Some of those people are living in the past"

"Why did Mr. Clinton want to become President? Because it pays the bills."