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Joke of the Day

"Female Viagra Why has it taken so long to get a female version of Viagra? They couldn't get the women to agree on the color for the pill."

"So a woman asked me how I view lesbianism the other day... Apparently ""in HD"" was not an acceptable answer."

"I hesitate to make fun of ""Canadian bacon,"" because I know they'll eventually play the ""American cheese"" card."

"YOU: Please be aware-- ME: I'm not. I never will be. I've never even SEEN a ""ware"""

"Jimmy cracked cocaine, and suddenly everyone cared."

"What's black and never works? DECAF YOU RACIST FUCK"

"If he buys your drink, but you're really not interested? Smile at him, thank him and then stick the olive up your nose."

"I used to be a head chef. I guess it's just part of being a cannibal."

"If you come home n your dog gives you a lecture about smoking pot, you probably should lay off the acid too."

"People who try to prepare for the end of the world are obviously misunderstanding the core concept."