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Joke of the Day
"My army buddy was jerking off one night. He was discharged by dawn."
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"Whats the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish a race"
"Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Ohhh yeah I do! Son: How did it taste? Dad: Get out"
"If you open your iPhone camera when it's reversed, and your own face scares and shames you, it's considered cardio."
"Missionary Impossible: When 2 fat people try to have sex."
"I avoid making eye contact like my loneliness depends on it."
"If George Raft's wife gave birth to twin Gorillas would they be the Apes of Raft?"
"My friend had one of those novelty leg lamps from the Christmas Story movie, but he lost it recently... Now he's a lamputee"
"(NSFW) What did Isaac Newton's penis say to him when he first saw a girl's boobs ? Fuck your Gravity law man, I'm goin' up."
"[NSFW] Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess snails make?"