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Joke of the Day

"Jimmy cracked cocaine, and suddenly everyone cared."

"Modified oldie: My dick is ... Boaster: My dick is 12 inches but I don't use it as a rule Boaster+: And mines one metre but I don't use it as a foot!"

"You know what's worse than your tribal tattoo? The story about why you got it."

"Proud father... I'm really proud of my daughter. She's taken her new vegetable diet very well. Just last night I found a cucumber in her room."

"Why do most movie sequels stink? Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ? Bolzano the door !"

"What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer? A sore finger."

"Men say they love Asian women but every time I fry up a new boyfriend's cat or dog it's like all the appreciation goes out the window."

"So I read this book about a camping trip, It was really intents... I'll see myself out."

"How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ashtray..."