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Joke of the Day
"My vocabulary is so poor... I can not express it in words."
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"You know why Trump is still the GOP candidate? The GOP is pro-life."
"What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper? ""Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."""
"I bet if Leornardo DiCaprio has a kid... he names it Oscar so he can finally have one."
"what is the difference between aspirin and a strippers boyfriend? asprin works."
"The New York Mets."
"GF: ""Call me ASAP, it's an emergency!"" Me: ""Hi ASAP, it's an emergency!"""
"Roses are red... Harambes in heaven, George Bush had advanced knowledge of 9/11."
"I wanted to tell you a joke about egoists... but I'll keep that one for myself."
"I am a Art major Leave me a loan"