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Joke of the Day

"You know why Trump is still the GOP candidate? The GOP is pro-life."

"Southeast Asia isn't known for their wine. But I'll never say no to a Filipino Grigio"

"I walk around with a hockey bag filled with dildos & chihuahua's just in case Paris Hilton fires her assistant and is looking for a new one."

"My wife wanted a Christmas tree in every room But I said no way that's overkill. So we compromised and now there's a Christmas tree in every room."

"Coworker: By your age I was on my 3rd child already. Me: Wow that's a lot of kids to eat in a such a short period of time."

"What do you call an attractive black mom? Chocolate Milf"

"GENIE: and for your first wish? ME: I wish that the end of every bag of chips was the start of another GENIE: holy shit!"

"Watching Home Alone. Did the family not have ANY friends they could call? ""Yo we left our 8-year-old alone, can you get him & not call CPS?"""

"What did the dog say to the other dog at the party? Raise the woof!"

"I ignore politics because politicians clearly ignore me."