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Joke of the Day
"You know why Trump is still the GOP candidate? The GOP is pro-life."
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"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender"
"are everyone all al'right no! you are all al'left"
"Why does the american border patrol guard take Xanax? To stop hispanic attacks."
"There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the right application of fonts and colours"
"How does a mathematician get to work? He derives!"
"Are you alone? Afraid? Lonely? Then you'd better turn up the TV because I just heard a noise"
"I went to a whorehouse the other day... The sign outside said ""We're closed so beat it"""
"CIA DIRECTOR: if u take this deep undercover assignment, u will have to give up ur own name forever STUART GIGGLEDICK: not an issue, sir"
"I texted my girlfriend ""goodnight, love you"" but accidentally sent it to my boss. Now Its awkward, cause he holds my hand during meetings."