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"""Statistics show that most shark attacks happen in shallow water."" Really? Maybe cus that's where the ppl are u idiots."
"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day Don't teach a man to fish and feed yourself. He's a grown man. And fishing's not that hard."
"I accidentally swallowed some food coloring the other day. The doctor said I was fine but I feel like I've dyed a little on the inside."
"Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors? To see the battle."
"My ex wife still misses me... But her aim is getting better!"
"Why shouldn't you have sex with Linux users? Open sores."
"""I see that you're wearing a black shirt, so I'm going to be extra affectionate today."" -Cats"
"Most women want a man who can make them laugh and also feel safe. So basically, a clown ninja. Good to know"
"Whats 1+0? Babies"