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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to tell you a joke about egoists... but I'll keep that one for myself."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven was a registered six offender."

"Every year I work my ass off to get the kids what they want for Christmas but then That fat bearded bastard gets all the credit. Mind you, It's my fault I married her."

"Three Chickens Three chickens on a cliff, the first falls, the second was attached to the first, The therd, well. He died of peer presure."

"Does the obama phone ring? or does it tell the person calling that they can just assume yes to whatever they were calling about?"

"My grandfather said he'd never be caught dead wearing cargo pants, so I slipped the funeral director an extra 50 bucks. And now we wait."

"Today is David Finchers birthday... WHATS IN THE BOX!?????"

"What did one bodybuilder ask the other? How much do you whey bro?"

"He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged."

"Remember when I pissed off Apollo? Those were dark times."