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Joke of the Day

"People are like books. You can't judge them by appearance alone and it's not cool to burn a big pile of them."

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"shoutout to all the objects in my perceptual field. u know who u are ;)"
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"A girl gave me a dirty look for holding the door... Sheez, I'll never hold the door for them again especially when I have to piss badly."