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Joke of the Day

"Y'all are gonna be sorry when I figure out how to breed spiders and bees and my army of ""spees"" is stingin' and bitin' you and shit"

"How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing? Let's just say he felt overall sadness."

"Why do black men hate posting on reddit? Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent."

"Don't forget to wear sunscreen if you go to an outdoor Bernie rally Or else you'll be peeling the burn."

"How much does a birdhouse cost? I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep"

"What do they call a Polish astronomer? Copernicus."

"I'm not Racist! I have a colour TV."

"Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic? Nostrildamus"

"One good thing about Hilary as president. One good thing about having Hilary as president is that we wouldn't have to pay her as much."

"whats the name of the app? Q: Name the app for which all the USERS must be LOSERS? A: TINDER"