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Joke of the Day
"Can't afford a cat? Duct tape 3 squirrels together, next question"
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"Hello, you've reached 1-800-NARCISSIST, how can you help me?"
"""So, why do you want to be a veterinarian?"" [pictures an army of cyborg dogs with laser eyes and jet packs] ...I love to help animals."
"Irony It's ironic how upset people get over people incorrectly using the word 'ironic'."
"How many pirates does it take to screw in a lightbulb in China? "
"What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball."
"Yo fellas how did that ""wow"" comment you left on that girls Facebook picture play out?"
"""Why didn't any of you go back and kill Hitler?"" TIME TRAVELER: We prioritized stopping Zortho the Endless Scourge in 1935. ""Who?"" TT: Bingo"
"Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts."
"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar. (Doctor Who knew how to pun in the 60's)"