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Joke of the Day

"Irony It's ironic how upset people get over people incorrectly using the word 'ironic'."

"If God doesn't believe in himself... Does that make him an atheist or does he just have low self-esteem?"

"What do you call an elf made of lego? Legolass"

""" National No Bra Day""? I say pics or it didn't happen day."

"My Favorite Joke as a Kid. ""What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?"" The Taste!"

"Finally found a way to use egregious in a sentence that has nothing to do with it's meaning"

"What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea? I'm melting!"

"What's 18 inches, stiff and makes girls cry all night? Cot death"

"Serious question: Are doctors SURE erectile dysfunction isn't just a side effect of being married & bangin the same woman for years & years?"

"You said you couldn't live without me, so it's very inconsiderate of you not to be dead."