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Joke of the Day

"Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts."

"(re-post) Why does beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left"" Because women have no rights."

"What's the temperate inside of a ton-ton? What's the temperature inside of a ton-ton? Lukewarm."

"After seeing a commercial for Toddlers In Tiaras, I realise Darth Vader wasn't the worst parent ever."

"I was going to make a joke about Counter Strike... But it would be globally offensive."

"Q: How do you tell a brown bear from a grizzly bear? A: Climb a tree. If the bear climbs up and eats you, it's a brown bear. If the bear knocks the tree down and eats you, it's a grizzly."

"""We're going to chop off your testicles so we can love you until we decide you need to die."" --pet owners"

"FULLY LOADED Q: What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet? A: ""We're gonna have a BB!"""

"I'm not ready for a child, I should have never banged that stork."

"I'm not an alcoholic ... Alcoholic's need a drink, but I already have one"