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Joke of the Day
"What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball."
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"Wanna Hear a Joke? My Ex-Wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER... you see it fun because marriage is terrible."
"What do you call an angry cashew? A pissed-achio."
"Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Driver: I have to this is a getaway car."
"What do you call it when Bill Clinton gets an erection? A political uprising."
"Finally successful enough to have ""haters"", still not successful enough to be successful"
"What's another name for a chicken testicle? Fowl Ball"
"Bernie Sanders If I had a nickel for every time a redditor posted about something Bernie Sanders, I'd be the kind of person he is always smearing. A BILLIONAIRE!"
"If anyone out there is named Aesop dear god please open a table store I have just the name for you."
"""Is there a Mr. Fields?"" I say to my twelfth cookie, all the while knowing she's all mine."