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Joke of the Day
"Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined? Because they are parasites"
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"My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding. She got mad and said she's never playing Scrabble with me again."
"What do you call a bored motherfucker? Grandpa"
"Always helpful... Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."
"What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building? Nothing if you're a gorilla."
"I just came back from a Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow but, fuck me!! passing the parcel was super quick."
"What did the blue priest say to the red peasant? Wolololo Wolololo!"
"Favourite pickup line... Did you know there will be 7 planets tomorrow? Because I am going to destroy Uranus tonight."
"What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy? 100$ bill"
"Don't forget to wish that one bottle of salad dressing in your fridge a happy 2nd birthday!"