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Joke of the Day
"damn girl are you a mouse because your body is decomposing in my drywall"
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"Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant? To give their kids a wide birth."
"Is it just me Or do circles seem pointless?"
"Is the volcano mean or nice? He was mean because he interrupts. (Courtesy of a family member - Benjamin)"
"ladies, sometimes you only get a personalized ringtone so guys like me don't even have to get up to ignore your call."
"[Interview] ""Why'd you leave ur last job?"" My boss felt threatened by me [Flashback to juggling lighters after dousing boss in gasoline]"
"My girlfriend told me she loves my brain I told her ""Hey, my eyes are down here""."
"Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was."
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""
"How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim? The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them."