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Joke of the Day
"""i never metadata i didn't like"" -NSA"
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"Have you heard the joke about Ebola yet? You probably won't get it."
"I'm too embarrassed to tell you how many times I've mistaken insulation for cotton candy."
"What do you call the illegitimate son of a man with a big face? A cheeky bastard."
"I ran without my headphones today & was reminded that I feel better about my fitness when my soundtrack isn't my panicked gasping breathing."
"I like anal sex the way I like my coffee"
"My husband hits me whenever I tell a joke. He doesn't strike me as the funny type."
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's, she changes it more often."
"What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare!"
"Penis It's an insideher joke"