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"""i never metadata i didn't like"" -NSA"
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"At the beginning of this year I made a New Year's resolution to lose 10 pounds.... ...Only 15 pounds to go!"
"pirate jokes eh? How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? a buccaneer"
"What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early? Christian Bale."
"Bonnie said I should join the Facebook like she did. Said its good way to get in touch with friends. Lord, at my age I'd need a ouija board"
"I told my wife I didn't want to watch Kevin Heart's Seriously Funny because he is a sellout ""Not compared to Kevin Durant!"" She laughed. True story."
"Where do impoverished Italians live? In the spaghetto"
"I was reminded of you today. But then I flushed the toilet and went on about my business."
"Inspirational tweet: There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. I hope yours is a freight train."
"Teacher: Who fought in the Civil War? Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ...."