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Joke of the Day

"Is she hot?- A guy's reply to any story that starts with ""This girl I know.."""

"Apparently I have a black person in my family tree... If you look in my backyard he's still hanging there!"

"if ur fighting with your bae but sleepy, write what you're mad about on a piece of paper so u can continue in the morning"

"bicycle cop: im taking you to jail me [sarcastic voice]: should i ride on your pegs or walk next to you [segway cop just dying laughing]"

"Our dishwasher works exceedingly well, as long as you only put clean dishes in it."

"What do you call the female version of Donald Trump? "

"A good education is pretty important, but I think being good looking might be more importanter."

"Why should you never put the punchline in the title? Because it ruins the joke"

"What's green, fuzzy, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you? A pool table"

"The band The Doors have decided to change their name after the next member dies It's gonna be Three Doors Down."