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Joke of the Day
"What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other? Bunnylingus!"
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"What did they say about both the winner and the loser of the sock-pairing competition? His pairs are unmatched!"
"My wife told me this in the car the other day. Thought you might enjoy! Wife: I can't believe they're still together after all that shit. Me: Who? Wife: My butt cheeks."
"What do my tastes in food and pornography have in common? I prefer the kind with fruits and vegetables."
"How did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms"
"Staying Positive Who needs anti depressants when you have a Van Der Graaf Generator"
"Guys, be sensitive. Fat people have feelings too. Usually hunger, shortness of breath, insecurity and itchiness in unreachable places."
"Did you know that Kraft is building a factory in Jerusalem? They're calling the operation Cheesus of Nazareth..."
"The Super Bowl is a great opportunity to let 200 million people know your ad agency sucks."
"What do you call a country full of people who throw garbage on the street, while repeating consonant sounds? A litter nation."