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Joke of the Day

"Maybe it's the PCP, but have you guys noticed that flaming dude that floats around your head in a bubble shaved his mustache?"

"How do you know when your girlfriend is to young? When you have to make the aeroplane noise to get your cock in her mouth."

"Racism is deeply embedded in our culture My mom always told me to separate whites and colored before doing laundry"

"What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose."

"(TERRORIST WARNING) Why did the suicidal air go to the airport? So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh."

"What's the difference between three dicks, and the truth? Your mom can't handle the truth."

"What was Hitler's favorite drink? Jews"

"Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas? Because he was knotty!"

"I get so excited when someone brings out the cake at a birthday party because that means I can leave soon."

"My sister graduated from college over a year ago and is still unemployed... I found her sobbing on the couch so I asked, ""having an existential cry, sis?"""