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Joke of the Day

"How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't see the point and just sit in the dark."

"What's the best response when someone wastes your time? Answers below please."

"What is Heinz Guderian's favorite song? The Blitzkrieg Bop"

"And Jesus said unto John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"". But John came fifth, and won a toaster."

"Batman Daughter ask; BD - What is puberty? B- Do you bleed? BD - ... B - You Will"

"Is your refrigerator running? Because if your fridge is moving on its own volition you have bigger fucking problems than the goddamn election"

"Why doesn't the postal worker's wife have sex with him on his day off? Because mail men don't come on Sundays."

"My friend claims that he is a blacksmith But everything he makes is forged."

"People who aren't funny get offended by jokes."

"A man was stabbed in the stomach in an alley... he was gonna punch him back, but he didn't have the guts."