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Joke of the Day

"When god is having a day with low self esteem... ...is He atheist because He doesn't believe in Himself?"

"Why There is No Readhead in Hell ? God does not punish twice."

"I was going to make a joke about sodium but then I thought Na."

"Coke is like porn you keep coming back for more! :)"

"How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes? Like this."

"if running over deer had taught me anything... It's that if somethings horny, plow it on the hood of your car"

"so two elderly grapes are talking then one of the grapes says, is it just me or are you looking a bit prune?"

"I have a dog to make sure that the noises in the middle of the night are nothing serious and I have a cat to make those noises."

"What does PONTIAC stand for? Poor Old Nincompoop Thinks It's A Cadillac"

"There is one rule to Tennis Love means nothing"