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Joke of the Day

"In case you were wondering, Taco Bell offers free wi-fi. Don't bother asking for the password, because it's totally ""Cornhole Explosion""."

"Her: I like how you did your hair today. Me: OMG thank you, I passed out in my closet last night."

"Women are like electrons Always trying to latch onto some Adam for a free ride"

"Those ""Smoking Kills"" stickers on cigarette packs would be more effective saying ""Smoking Kills Puppies with a power drill covered in bees."""

"Told girl on flight she was pretty and she replied ""Tell me something I don't know."" So i asked if she remembered the quadratic formula."

"If girl is with you - Restaurant Bill If girl is far from you - Mobile bill If girl is separated from you - Than Bar Bill. Moral - No Girl - No Bills!"

"This ""violence in the workplace"" seminar is only teaching us what we shouldn't do. No fighting techniques or anything."

"Did you hear George R R Martin committed suicide? Yeah. I saw it coming too."

"Two priest walk into bar and disappointed... there are no young boys there."

"Why do you have to be blunt to fat people? Because if you sugar coat it, they will eat that too"