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Joke of the Day
"Sign language is a very handy skill Or so I hear."
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"I can't imagine the enormous pressure on fat black women to be sassy all the time."
"English is weird... but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Yeah you red it rite."
"A crab, a tuna, a lobster, and a Chinese man being run over by a steam roller. What doesn't belong? The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians."
"I only support ghost hunting if you need the ghost for food."
"Accidentally ran into my ex in town the other day and then purposely put the car in reverse and ran into her again"
"DAEEM GURRL . . . you must be suicidal thoughts, cause you've been running through my mind all day. - Jim Hamilton"
"What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? Money."
"I usually turn down the volume on my car radio when searching for an address, as if the house will shout out to me as I approach."
"Three people having sex is called a threesome, and four people having sex is called a foursome. I guess that's why everyone calls me handsome!"