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Joke of the Day

"Sign language is a very handy skill Or so I hear."

"Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat."

"When are people going to realize that ""the bigger the shoe size, the bigger the penis"" ... ... is a total phallicy?"

"sometimes i get frustrated because u cant put numbers in caps 12 am I screaming? you'll never know"

"The best thing about living at the beach is that you only have assholes on three sides of you."

"How does a chemist introduce Batman? Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!"

"If GoT fans of Jon Snow are called Snowflakes, and the ones for Tirion are Tiriots, why is Arya the favorite character of Donald Trump supporters? They're Aryans."

"Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries."

"I stumped my toe today and it felt pretty good 10/10 would bang again"

"How many countries border Germany? Nein!"