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Joke of the Day

"Two Spanish historians believe that they've discovered the Holy Grail. Indiana Jones found it back in 1989, but they lost track of it."

"Why do Jewish guys get circumcised? Because Jewish women love anything 10 percent off."

"What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance."

"Are instant noodles male or female? Male. Cause they get ready in a couple of minutes."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue...? ... he drank his coffee *before it was cool.*"

"What's an American's favourite day of the week? Fryday."

"Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year."

"How can you tell an auto mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers is clean"

"Where do you find a zebra? 25 letters after a, brah."

"I told my toilet to go eat shit... I probably shouldn't have said that because he got all flushed."