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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell an auto mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers is clean"
Next Joke
"With all these regulations and safety hazards about burgers... Rare meat is hard to find."
"We all have that one friend who returns our yacht a little too clean."
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little Caesars"
"I heard diaria is hereditary It runs through your jeans"
"Idea: Pepperoni staples for when the cheese keeps sliding off your pizza"
"My daughters boyfriend still doesn't know how to tie his shoes... Every time I walk in her room that's all she's doing."
"What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater? What are you Tolkien about..."
"My girlfriend told me, ""I wanna smash!"" We played smash bros from 12 to 12!"
"I just ended a 5 year relationship! I am fine though because it wasn't my relationship."