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Joke of the Day

"What's an American's favourite day of the week? Fryday."

"There once was a man from Trent.. There once was a man from Trent. His cock was so long, it bent. When he was in trouble, he tucked it in double. So instead of cumming, he went."

"I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job at the construction site... But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"It's a sad day when you watch National Geographic and realize oysters have a better sex life than you."

"Every store should have one line for people who have their shit together."

"What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, ""Fancy""? Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?"

"How about a ceiling fan with brakes so I don't have to stand there for 10 seconds wondering if I actually turned it off."

"Just saw a bumper sticker that completely changed my belief systems."

"*answers phone call from boss* I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME AT WORK!"

"I only came to this school reunion because one of you've got my Wu Tang tape."