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Joke of the Day
"What type of cheese can you see in a mirror? Halloumi! (Hello me)"
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"Tourist in America I was going to take my wife to visit all the sites where they protested the police shooting of innocent black men. But i've only got 6 months...plus community service."
"I just saw a guy put deodorant on before walking into an adult bookstore. I kinda want to date him now."
"PRO TIP: Stall your execution by asking if the lethal injection chemicals are gluten-free."
"*Cinderella drops her glass slipper* Prince: I have a girlfriend."
"*being wrestled away from mall santa by security* u hav TWO WEEKS until deadline and ur out here doing PHOTO OPS?! WHOS DOINGE THE REAL WORK"
"Do you know why all the girls are quiet in the sauna? They are sitting on their lips!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alma ! Alma who ? Alma-nack !"
"A physicist sees a man about to jump from a building 'Don't do it! ' he shouts 'You have so much potential! '"
"What rock group has 4 members that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"