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Joke of the Day
"What type of cheese can you see in a mirror? Halloumi! (Hello me)"
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"I got my retainer today So pleathe excuthe me if i talk funny for a few dayth"
"Tall girls might get modeling contracts but I can still ask for the high school student discount."
"Manny Pacquiao says he would accept a rematch with Floyd Mayweather. ""Yes, I will allow you to pay me another $100 million,"" he told sources"
"Why is China a communist country? Because nobody wants to hold an erection."
"Which detective investigates electrical crimes? Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson..."
"Lew Schneider on Sunblock We use a really strong sunblock when we go to the beach with the kids. It's SPF 80: You squeeze the tube, and a sweater comes out."
"In a recent survey on why men like BlowJobs 6% like the feeling, 12% like the thrill and... ...82% just like the silence."
"What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot? It's a tie."
"I like my penises like I like my pizzas large with extra cheese"