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Joke of the Day
"[at the hunting store] Me: where's the camo gear? Clerk [winks]: exactly"
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"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a baby who just got HIV? I didn't rape Donald Trump"
"What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground? I don't know man, I just fly the drone"
"I had a normal childhood My mom only jerked me off once when I broke my arm, no more than that!"
"Her: Come over, Joseph! Stalin: Can't, I'm sending people to gulag Her: My parents aren't at home Stalin: I know"
"Can I get a pina colada please. 'This is Starbucks' Sorry, can I have venti pina colada."
"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose B"
"How does Times Square start the new year? By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! ""The audience can sing this one."""
"Doctor: this might hurt a little bit Me: okay Doctor: i like you, but only as a friend"
"What do you call a person who only speaks one language? American."