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Joke of the Day

"I heard they are making Frozen 2.. ..I think they just need to let it go. My mom's funnies are rare and usually unintentional."

"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."

"There's a procrastinators contest First to claim the prize wins"

"What do you call a slutty horse? A Whorse"

"Why can't the bishop walk straight? Cause he can only move diagonally"

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? AYE MATEY!"

"Paramedics When one medic just isn't enough"

"[at funeral] ""my phone is vibrating"" want me to create a distraction so you can answer it? ""no, are you craz- *points at casket* HE BLINKED"

"I hate when job recruiters ask me where I see myself in 5 years. Like come on, dude, I don't have 2020 vision."

"What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ? Lou !"