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Joke of the Day
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."
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"Two guys walk into a bar 3rd guy: ""You dummies never learn. Walk around."""
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? ...a pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Note: (freedom of expression)"
"I bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.."
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"What do you call a ship that drives itself? Auto-pirate."
"Fun prank: tell your kid World War II ended by the Americans dropping an F-bomb on Japan. Then later when his teacher calls, act shocked."
"What do you call a caveman who likes to walk slowly all the time. A Meanderthal"
"I was reading a subreddit about unfinished sentences and it was Im not finishing this one eithe"
"How do we know God isn't black? Because then he would've said ""I is who I is"""