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Joke of the Day
"Why did the feminist fail algebra? She couldn't solve inequalities"
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"What's dirtier then fingering your sister? Finding your dad's wedding ring."
"Girls use lotion for hands Boys use lotion for skin."
"I said to this bloke,""I'm going to be performing in the play *Hamlet* at a local theatre."" He said,""Are you being facetious?"" I said,""No- Polonius."""
"Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII? I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care."
"I'm never drinking & driving again because the last time, it was a disaster. I lost control and ended up driving to a Robin Thicke concert."
"Ooopppsss Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish"
"A skeleton walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer and a mop."
"What do you call a ghost that loves soccer? Ghoooooooooooooouuull!"
"How come its okay to tackle someone who wants to jump in front of a train but its unacceptable to slap a Big Mac out of their fat face."