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Joke of the Day

"What's a pedophile's favorite food? I'm not sure, I only watch the children eat."

"16 and pregnant should be followed by 26 and sucking c**k for crack."

"IamA PC user who bought winrar AMA"

"Why couldn't the two testes be friends? Because of the vas deferens."

"I'm afraid my dog is an alcoholic. She just can't seem to hold her licker."

"Anytime there's food in front of my face I always eat it even if I'm not hungry. That's why I could never be a gynecologist."

"I dunno Discovery Channel, if you think crabs are the deadliest thing you can catch, you've obviously never slept with my sister Ashley."

"How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She's got that down in the mouth look !"

"What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach? Tan lines."

"Did it ever occur to you that people with tear drop tattoos are just really sad?"