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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis."
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"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologise"" mean the same thing...except when you're at a funeral."
"My business card is just a moist slice of cantaloupe."
"I'm pitching a prison dating show called 'America's Next Top Bottom'"
"Remember The Ultimate Warrior? He quit wrestling because Chuck Norris wanted his nickname back."
"Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles? He always gets stuck on 2 Across."
"Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the states."
"My brother's doctor says he can no longer play video games, and he's taking it very hard He's inconsolable"
"Why don't chicken coops have Four doors? because then they would be Chicken sedans"
"If Women Ruled the World"