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Joke of the Day
"Why did the neckbeard become a doctor? He sure knows how to treat M'aladies"
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"What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees? Stayin' Alive"
"Isn't it amazing that human brains are still faster than supercomputers? Eventually they'll start putting wheels on the machines though."
"Im going bananas Is what i tell my bananas before i leave the house."
"How do you make an archeologist mad? Give them a bloody tampon and ask what period it's from"
"Groin cream... Not suitable for those with a nut allergy."
"All the kings horses and all the kings men probably feel like they're being grossly underutilized with that whole egg thing."
"Everyone always talks about how great Jesus was... ...because he fed 5000 people with a couple fish and five loaves of bread. But no one ever talks about Hitler. He made 6 million Jews toast."
"Justin Bieber's career died for your sins."
"I was dating a girl with a lazy eye... but caught her seeing someone on the side."