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Joke of the Day
"What is a rocket's favorite meal? Launch! Another one from my 9 year old."
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"A man fell into a deep sleep after eating too many telephones. He's in a dialbetic phona."
"""You know the newest cars drive themselves. And they found that by turning an equal amount left and right, you end up going straight."" ""I swear, officer."""
"a gun is like a blow up doll You get off when you use it .... except it can kill someone."
"I recommend you chickens learn to talk. Nobody ever said let's go get a bucket of parrot."
"When I got back from Vietnam people asked how I could shoot women and children...I told them, ""it's easy you just don't lead as much"""
"Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: ""Have another beer."""
"I feel bad for all these athletes training for the Olympics in 2016 since we're all gonna die in 2012"
"Can february march? No, but april may. ~~ sorry, I just love bad jokes~~"
"""If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you-"" *interrupting* haha, he said prick"